Truths of Life

So I read this in an email and I thought I would share it. Some of these I think are pretty funny and so true. My personal fav's being numbers 5, 7, 15, 20, and 26. Oh the truths of life...

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm prettysure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and runaway?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
20. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
21. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
22. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
23. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
24. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
25. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
26. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far..
27. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
28. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

It's been a while...

So as you can see the beautiful and talented Makell helped beautify my blog for me! She is amazing and so talented! So now I can blog again! So its been FOREVER since I posted last and a few things have happened...

We were sealed for time and eternity in the Newport Beach Temple.

Then we danced and partied at our reception. It was by far the best day of our lives! 

We left for our honeymoon.. we went on a cruise to Ensenada. It was fun to spend time together finally as husband and wife!

We got back from our honeymoon and spent our first Christmas and New Years as a married couple with our family and friends.

 

We went back to Cedar for Spring semester.. but it wasn't quite Spring. We enjoyed our semester of snow, school, soccer, and having our own apartment!

After Spring semester we moved back home to live with my parents. We worked, played, relaxed and enjoyed the summer! We went to some Angel games and some Dodger games where I decided that I am both an angel and dodger fan.. however 60% Angel 40% Dodger :) 

We went to weddings.. I was in weddings.. It seemed like all my friends got married this summer!

Now we are back in Cedar finishing our SENIOR YEAR! I am finishing my last season of soccer and David is busy working and going to school. David will graduate in May and I will finish up my student teaching the next fall in California. Cedar is a great place and we are enjoying all the time we have left here. It's crazy how fast time has gone!